If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."
If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
Good news, I am feeling much better and in a few days I may well be up and around, having said that, being ill has been like having a holiday or indeed better still like being a member of the royal family, meals have been brought up to me, and almost my every whim has been catered for and a sick Cat can have a lot of 'whims' I can tell you!
But it is time to get up and do some light work, the windows and doors haven't been checked for quite a while and the security may have relaxed a little, so there might just be an opportunity for a stiff muscled Cat to escape, you never know, we all live in hope unless we are manic depressives I suppose!
Do I feel guilty for neglecting my readers with shorter entries than usual in my Diary, no I don't and I didn't, not even for one minute, what you have to remember is that this is an honest account of my incarceration and so you, the reader have to take 'the rough with the smooth' as they say, would you want it any other way?
No I thought not, because by now we sort of know each other you and I, and I have to say I hope that you like the Diary and also yours truly, I like you but then you have good taste don't you, you bought this Diary and that is proof enough for me about your good taste that is!
Maybe after this is all over we could get together, there will be little Diary launch events and you are most welcome to them, they won't be anything fancy, you know just a Coffee, and the opportunity to purchase merchandise, but I look forward to you being there, but please don't stroke me when we meet, because we should get to know each other a little better before we get into any form of petting!