If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."
If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
More visitors today, but these are visitors with a difference, they are my visitors even so I have to say that I view them in the same way as I viewed the Captor's visitors, I do wish that they would go away.
The first set arrived before I had finished breakfast, which at least shows that they were keen I suppose and they were also odd and that was annoying, I had specifically asked the security people not to allow odd Humans any access to my penthouse peace.
This 'happy' couple apparently had got passed security by proving that they were to be my personal assistant and road manager and as they proudly explained they were the best in the business, at one time running a 'family' business dedicated to fulfilling the needs of all of their celebrity clients because at one time they had been married, well that was the gist of what they said because the both talked at the same time as well as managing to contradict each other and argue, my head was reeling.
Apparently they had started their unique business and then things had just snowballed as had the arguments, they agreed to split up, but they decided to get married first, yes it was that sort of relationship.
He was not so bad as personal assistants go, I have to say, and as they were both about to 'go' when I could edge my way to a phone and get my agent to sack them, I tried to smile and listen to them, but they were too wrapped up in themselves to notice my most grimacing Cat smile.