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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 160 of My Captivity:

After putting on a few pounds here and unfortunately 'there' I have decided that it is time to go on a diet, the major problem is choosing which one is just perfect for me because there are just so many to make a selection from.

Oddly enough I have discovered that I have the same requirements as most Humans have when choosing a diet! I want one that obviously doesn't involve actually not eating or cutting out my favourite little treats and snacks, one that helps me to maintain a balanced healthy and active lifestyle, although I have to say that recently I have not been exercising or eating properly so that might be a novel idea, but all the same not a very appealing idea!

What to eat? That is a definite consideration and much more appealing than considering what not to eat! I have noticed on television and actually in real life from the Human Captors that diets themselves can be rather odd, combining all sorts of unusual and to my way of thinking incompatible foods or worse still only one type of food. Imagine spending a few weeks of your life eating Rice cakes recommended by one diet only to find that they are in the dreaded 'red' or 'avoid' category of another.

Surely doing something like that would be enough to drive a Cat to drink, so long as it is low fat milk that is!

Food itself doesn't seem to want to help the committed dieter, for instance I discovered that the delightfully dainty dish of Prawns wrapped in little jackets of crispy breadcrumb batter, which I believe is called Scampi after the French chef who invented the dish, is not recommended in any of the diets that I have heard of, worse still, it is positively discriminated against by all of the diet experts, who I have discovered don't like food or the people who eat it and express their dislike by inventing diets that firstly never work and secondly are full of the most awful food known to man and Cat for that matter.

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