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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 168 of My Captivity:

As well as watching the fascinating documentary about escaping from a prison camp, called 'The Great Escape,' I have found a veritable mine of the most wonderful tips and information buried deep in one of those unwatched satellite television channels that can only be broadcast by a publicly owned broadcaster because they have viewing figures that range from naught to several hundred and the programmes are usually too obscure or more likely contain 'sensitive' information that would cause problems if every Tom, Dick or Harry got hold of it.

Of course these satellite television channels without any viewers are usually funded by governments, taxpayers and religious groups or indeed some sort of fanatical crackpot institutions, well thinking about religious groups and governments usually are fanatical, and crackpot, and should be in institutions!

Anyway I digress, but it is always worth stopping to criticise something, I think, don't you?

The programme I was watching had been watched by one person so far and I know that because I checked the viewing figures for that week just in case I had to amend what I said in this bit of my Diary and it is obvious that the one person, was 'me,' isn't it nice to feel special! Well anyway the one viewer who viewed the programme on the rather forlorn channel enjoyed the program intensely so the broadcaster shouldn't be too downhearted.

The riveting programme was about yet another group of mainly British soldiers in the Second World War escaping from yet another collection of humourless guards, from a desperately bleak and forbidding castle, so usual story, but my goodness me, how interesting.