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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 277 of My Captivity:

I was listening to the radio today and waiting rather excitedly to see if any Gospel Choirs' music was being played when I heard something that I think can only be described as a racket, but was described by the DJ as R&B music.

Music? Never, the DJ said Moosick I was certain of that and he was right there, that is what it sounded like to me and we all know that Moosick is Cow Vomit don't we.

Not only has this R&B 'Moosick' got a quality to make you want to join the cows vomiting, it also has the wrong name, according to the History Channel documentary on Black music that I watched a while ago about R&B Music, which I understand is short for rhythm and blues music and doesn't sound anything like the rubbish that assaulted my furry ears today.

Or maybe what I heard today was RnB and the DJ was about to be sick himself and was making a dreadful racket in the background which I heard and thought that both sounds were coming from the same track, well that is just possible I suppose but likely? I don't think so! Well whatever noise or noises were responsible for the insult to the original R&B music it was dreadful but a worse insult was to suggest that it was the same sort of music as that classic stuff.

Unfortunately and as yet no one will allow me to put a sample of the Moosick that I heard today inside this Diary, which I have to say I personally think would be a pretty cool idea, like one of those Birthday or Christmas cards that play music when you open them, not I hasten to add that anyone has ever sent me a card for my Birthday or Christmas, no I am apparently not worth the postage, but I have seem them when others have opened them.

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