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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 276 of My Captivity:

On this bright Sunday morning my brother, I have developed a taste for Gospel Music I just wish they wouldn't sing about Jesus all the time! But having said that, have you listened to Gospel Music or as I have, seen it on television, incredible? There is an extra dimension to watching the massed Choirs of Humans singing Gospel Music and that is their costumes.

Obviously most Human endeavour makes me smile, and very occasionally that smile turns to laughter, and why was I laughing at these very devout people singing, well it was what they were wearing, great big cloaks in the brightest colours imaginable, all very colourful, but having said that there is a joy and sense of marvel that comes from the big choirs of big brightly dressed people that is just a little wonderful, no really I promise you there is.

The spectacle of the choir is amazing but then there is the conductor, who throws his arms around and waves at the massed ranks of the brightly clad choir like a man drowning in a sea of jelly (or Jell-O if you are American), what a virtuoso performance.

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