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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 65 of My Captivity:

The day was dark today, dark days make one sleepy and make this Cat very sleepy indeed, it was very hard to get up and write some more of my Diary, but I am nothing if I am not dedicated to entertaining you my dear and rather cuddly reader.

The Radio was on and I was sort of half listening to it in the half-light of the morning. Radios are strange things; they are like Televisions without the pictures and in my opinion without the interesting programmes that one watches on Television all too rarely.

Mostly Radio programmes seem to consist of a pimply person chatting about nothing, in a very authorative way in between tired wastes of Rap or R&B music.

Now Rap music can sometimes be quite entertaining especially if it is by Eminem, but let's be honest here, he is an exception to the rule. And what of R&B? Correct me if I am wrong but isn't R&B Rhythm and Blues? Which was originally popular in the fifties and sixties? Because if that is the case then what on earth is the nonsense that the pimply radio presenter is playing?

Still luckily today, someone must have knocked the dial because the Radio programme that I was listening to was a documentary about Global Dimming!