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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 260 of My Captivity:

I want to know whose idea it was to get me a Cat coat for Christmas? Of course they didn't get round to giving it to me until today, the day after Christmas Day, but that is just typical of what Humans are like, they were too busy

As everyone in the house found somewhere to nod off in front of the television, or secretly drink more giggle juice like Grandma after another enormous Boxing Day lunch that would have kept most of the population of one of the medium sized starving African countries fed for a few weeks, if they had stopped their civil war for long enough to catch a bite. I was 'found,' picked up and taken up into their bedroom!

I had no idea what I had done wrong, I hadn't stolen any Smoked Salmon parcels, not for the wont of trying I might add, I had searched the kitchen high and low and not even found a scrap of a Smoked Salmon parcel or the delicate pink Mousse that legend has it was contained inside them!

Still I decided that I wasn't in hot water because I was placed on the bed cover, which is always unusual and confusing because I am not normally allowed in the bedroom let alone on the bed, now of course you know that I pay no attention to that rule, but the Humans don't know that.

When the two Captors had settled next to me on the big comfy bed, I was astonished to be sitting uneasily in between them, maybe I was in trouble after all, this had the feel of an inquisition and with every minute that passed I expected specially adapted thumbscrews to appear, but you could have knocked me over with a multicoloured Parrot feather, when something 'nice' happened, well the Captors must have thought they were being nice!

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