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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 362 of My Captivity:

I slept on the idea of competing in the Marathon, and I think that I will leave that idea for a while because I have just received the updated and amended second month's personal appearances etc., from the publisher's PR 'department.' Busy is an understatement, and the schedule prompted me to give the dear lady at the PR department a call on the telephone and find out if this sort of activity was 'normal,' or was there a degree of desperation creeping in.

Well the answer was frank if not a little off putting and that was that even the most popular writers have the same schedule for a new book launch, because basically the public are so 'bloody' (her word, not mine) fickle that you couldn't rely on the 'B***ards' (again her word not mine) to buy an author's latest book even if the last one was a block buster, Saint JK, not withstanding that is, oddly I got the impression that when she mentioned St. JK, that the PR lady actually genuflected to the newly canonised patron saint of book publishing.

There were other reasons too and that was that my Diary was one of those new genre types of book, a 'cross-over' book that it was hoped would appeal to adult children and childish adults and so it was important to really 'get out there with it!'

Wow talk about knowing your market, I just listened in fascination, this lady was good, although I was a little put off by the idea of my readership falling into just two categories, and sorry dear readers, not very flattering ones either.

Always remember that after having completed this book launch, it is likely that I probably will have met you personally and that means we are even firmer friends, where as the publisher is only an acquaintance of ours, and firm friends are forever, of course I would give you one of my winning smiles now, but previously I have mentioned how awfully off putting that would be.

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