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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 253 of My Captivity:

I still don't really know why I was sick last night. Worry? Yes! Red Herring? No still haven't found one of those to eat!

What I can tell you is that 'the balloon went up' as they say when trouble is discovered or someone is alerted by something. The Female Captor found the scorch mark on the dining room table; well to be honest it wasn't going to be that difficult was it?

After she screamed at the vandalism, she then did a sort of flash audit, looking around the room and really looking, which is the way we actually see things isn't it, have you noticed when you walk into a room normally and do something like sit down, you don't really take in what the room is like or what is going on, like say for instance what colour is the ceiling, or indeed does the room have a ceiling?

Well for the first time for a long time the Female Captor looked around the dining room and saw the damage, belatedly accompanied by the Male Captor, though why she would want his help I have no idea, because he is pretty useless at the best of times and it was obvious that this moment was not the best of times!

Happily if that is the word, but it is a good word and so it will do, happily the Male Captor who found the 'contraption' at the back of the fireplace behind the dried flowers decided that the window had been smashed by thugs, hoodies and vandals, which to me sounds like quite a criminal gang.


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