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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 105 of My Captivity:

I have a photographic memory - for photographs, which is very handy and sometimes my photographic memory even extends to faces, and places, the problem is that anyone would remember all the places they have visited if they were like me, held prisoner for any length of time.

I know and can picture the inside of every room in this place, I think that I know every room better than anyone here, who else can slide under the beds or indeed bothers to actually get inside all of the cupboards and investigate and occasionally get 'caught short' in them I am embarrassed to say.

One hint here, never let your Cat go to the loo in your cupboards, especially in the kitchen cupboards, it is not at all nice and ruins the breakfast cereal, soggy Muesli is not at all nice, well let's face it, Muesli is not really nice dry, in fact Muesli… yes, ok I know, you get the picture!

Then there is the smell, no not of the Muesli, of the cupboards, once they have been, let's call it 'used' because it is not really very nice to talk about going to the toilet at the best of times, especially in food cupboards and not only that, we should try to be as polite as possible about toilet things in general!

Where was I, ah yes having a wee, no, not literally, I was merely discussing it but hopefully not in literary sense which is boring like Dickens and not what this Diary is I hope, although some would say it is boring, well I would answer them, it is not meant to be boring, in fact this Diary is not designed to bore anyone and so I will just keep quiet and not be literary at all.

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