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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 172 of My Captivity:

I am of the opinion that the Male Captor, should be in hospital, not that a few broken fingers and a broken leg are life threatening or anything, it is just that I think that the Female Captor is definitely putting too many painkillers in his food.

Obviously her intentions are good, she, like me, wants nothing more than a quiet life and it is clear that the best way to achieve that is to keep the 'patient' comatose, because when, on the increasingly rare occasions, that he is awake, life is one long round of fetching and carrying, complaints and confrontations.

With all of that exhausting work, coupled to the constant ranting at the television, life in the house when the Male Captor is awake is hell at the moment, and so whenever he is fed I slip into the front room to watch him eat and then take heart when I see his head slump down on his pillows.