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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 28 of My Captivity:

They keep applying the cream bless them and I am trying to keep my spirits up and take a little food, in fact I think that the Captors got their wires crossed today and after 'she' had fed me and gone out 'he' did the same, so I bravely managed to eat nearly two tins of Whiskers.

I spent a while trying to lick the cream off my bottom, but this hat/collar/cast thing still gets in the way! I hope that it is doing something to save my life because as I was trying to see over it I felt my eyes freeze and lost my balance so I think I am beginning to fade, which is a shame because I haven't seen one famous rock musician or movie star offering help yet and when I looked out of the bedroom window there weren't any reporters or camera crews, which is a little disappointing.

I am convinced that it merely wasn't just me losing my balance, but the final terrible stage of the illness that I have, will awful things begin to happen to me? Please don't say that I will lose my lovely fur and go bald or in any way lose my wonderful looks.

You don't think that is why they put the hat/collar/cast on in the first place, so that I don't see that I have already lost my fur and lose heart altogether!

I don't feel weak though, thinking about it, and one would expect that, still I have been taking it easy and sleeping a lot, which is for the best, I wonder when they will move me to the expensive Health clinic!

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