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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 309 of My Captivity:

It was raining today, I actually didn't see the rain, but I heard it splashing, I was to well wrapped up in my little pit to actually get up and look out of the window at something as mundane as rain, I'm ill you know.

Still thinking about it, the waterfall noise might have been someone in the shower, still who cares? Not me I am sleepy and I am still ill.

Day 310 of MY Captivity:

My poor aching body still aches and I may have lost a little weight, but as I can't be bothered to look in the mirror I couldn't say for certain if I have slimmed down or not, I know one thing for sure, because that knowledge didn't require much effort to discover and that is that my legs have gone numb.

What I don't know is whether my numb legs are some sort of by product from the wrenching and twisting one experiences when one dangles twenty or so feet above the hall, or if it is from not moving for a few days, while taking a well earned breather.


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