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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 243 of My Captivity:

Apparently there is such a thing called 'having a grip on reality.' If there is indeed such a thing as having a grip on reality then I truly believe that I have not exactly lost mine, but my grip on reality may well be loosening.

Everything I do seems to be just a little surreal and I have to say that sometimes I feel less like a Cat and more like a Human and that is not right at all, surely I am far too good looking for that affliction.

I believe that my uneasy feeling probably comes from mastering the English language which seems to be an instrument of the most sublime madness sometimes, but then I could be wrong, I am after all paying a translator to translate my Diary from Cat into Human, when I now think that I could do a better job myself, is that surreal or what?

Having said that! I don't think that the above is the whole problem, maybe I am a Human trapped inside the body of a Cat? No surely life couldn't be that diabolical could it? Still there is something wrong with reality and I intend to find out what it is and fix it as soon as I can and have assembled the tools to do a proper job!

In the meantime I will just have to be content with the situation as it is, every week I email the most recent Diary entries to my translator and he translates what I have written (in Cat obviously but sometimes in English) and I read it back in the English version he has produced.

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