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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 211 of My Captivity:

Today has been amazing; I know that my brain is getting even more powerful.

I decided to test my new mental abilities and solve a few of the world's unsolved mysteries.

At first I had a go at a few extremely complicated equations and as soon as I had laid out the mathematical problems which had apparently caused head scratching amongst the world's finest brains for centuries, I had the answers immediately, piece of fish as they say, or they should say, but I understand they insert a different word for 'fish' in that sentence. Ok it's 'cake' for those of you who don't eat much fish.

Encouraged by my initial successes I thought that I would have a bash at spelling calmodulin and succeeded, I even managed to come up with a meaning for 'calmodulin', which was pretty close to the one in the dictionary, which if you are at all interested is a protein found in the cells of most living organisms that plays a crucial role in maintaining stable calcium concentration in the cell cytoplasm, relatively neat don't you think?

I was impressed with my new powers and unselfishly decided that I would dedicate my life to helping mankind, by applying my brain to science, well that was before I remembered some rather disturbing pictures of a Cat I had seen in a magazine using his brain to 'help' science and I changed my mind.

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