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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 242 of My Captivity:

I have to say that I did have a feeling that the Glider's wingspan was a little larger than the width of the window and consider myself rather unlucky that I didn't have a tape measure to paw (translator's note 'to hand' should be used here but the 'Author' apparently has power of veto over the Translator), but then as I have explained tools were at a premium.

You have to admit bearing that piece of information in mind; and the fact that my Glider was built mainly with a nail file and a pair of kitchen scissors and a lot of glue, oh gallons of glue, I don't think I did too bad a job do you?

In fact I am proud of my Glider, it was big and I think that Gliders should have big as their first design criteria. My reasoning is that if a Glider is big it is strong.

Strong being the second design criteria, then even if it is aerodynamically challenged at least it will hold up well under impact.

Elegance is important in Glider design too, especially to a Cat, but an elegant design that is on the tough side of robust, if you see what I mean is to be desired.

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