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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 74 of My Captivity:

Yesterday is a blur, I think I had a bit of a nightmare I know I had a long sleep, 28 hours - and that is a bit of a lie in even for me.

The trouble is when you have had that amount of rest you feel tired, the Dog is out walk'ee'ing, well I think that is what it is called when one goes walkies! The bird is moulting - ha ha serves the little spy right. So I am going to have a perfectly named Catnap or should that be purrfectly named?

Oh by the way, there wasn't an apocalypse yesterday, as you may or may not know.

It turns out that everyone had gone out to somewhere called 'uptown' and as usual they didn't take the Cat, I mean really, doesn't anyone think that I might be just a little interested in going out? Even if it means that I would have to be put in one of those portable prisons, which Humans call Cat baskets.

No obviously not, and the only 'basket' that I will have anything to do with will be when I become a 'basket case' through boredom! Well just let them turn me into a 'basket case' it will be on their conscience for a very long time hopefully!