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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 368 of My Captivity:

Well I am feeling reflective today, I suppose that working out might do that to you, I definitely seem to have more blood rushing more easily to my brain so that might be the reason.

I was thinking of all of the things that we have shared over this Cat year, we really have been through it, well that is if you have 'lived' what you have read. If not then I guess I have been busy and you have been bored stiff and that wouldn't be any good because you will have to wade through another two, possibly three books in the series.

Then it struck me if you don't like this Diary, how are we going to get you to buy the others in the series, they will be after all a set, and that is good because that will ensure that the 'collectors' among you buy all of the books, but what about the rest of you, mmmh!

Well that turned out to be a problem that was bigger than my brain could deal with, and so I made another call to the publishers and was delighted with the answer, it was simple, innovative and very, very clever.

Apparently according to Steve in the art department, who by the sound of it plays computer games all day long and sub-contracts the book jacket (free to everyone who buys ten books) design out to people he called 'designers' the design for the series had been incorporated into the realisation of the initial concept, I nodded off here, until Steve woke me up shouting, 'got you, you Evil Elven Half Lord from the Planet Zucos.' But apparently that was an Evil Elven Half Lord from a game he was playing and not a reference to any title that I may have been awarded without my knowledge.

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