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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 358 of My Captivity:

Day two of the exercise regime, or is it a programme, I don't know really, but never mind, let's start again. This is day two of my exercises.

It took almost all day to lose the Dog, who wanted to play the chasing game of yesterday and couldn't get it into his head that I wanted to exercise and that didn't involve the need to be bitten or chased.

Still now I am on my own and have been for nearly an hour and what can I say, I need a bath, yes, but there is more, the exercises have gone really well and I am beginning to feel on top of the world, I can feel my muscles beginning to bulge here and there and happily some of them are even bulging in the right places.

Will I be doing more exercises tomorrow? Yes definitely, if I can give the Dog the slip, but now I have to go and give him some time because he is looking all put out hurt and miserable, what an idiot.

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