If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."
If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
I have found a way out. That simple statement is like music to my ears, well it would be like music to my ears if someone had said it but I am sure that you know what I mean. I have actually found a way out of here and soon I am going to take it!
There are of course, it almost goes without saying, one or two little difficulties to overcome first, but then that probably doesn't surprise you, I know it didn't surprise me.
I will have to collect together some tools but unlike in the past nothing to elaborate, I need tools that I can easily carry, which is a relief.
Although the Dog is willing to help carry the tools especially when he doesn't realise he is actually carrying the tools, but thinks he is playing some elaborate and ultimately (for him) pointless game, I have decided that he is bringing me bad luck, because every time I have had his 'help' something has gone wrong! I am therefore beginning to think that he is cursed, not that I am superstitious you understand and never have been, touch wood!
So I can do this all on my own, I just need a glasscutter and a rubber sucker, the sort of thing you get on the end of an arrow from a Child's bow and arrow set, although I may have to improvise there because I don't come into contact with that many Children who own bow and arrow sets.