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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 114 of My Captivity:

Crafty is not a word I would readily use to describe myself - 'worldly wise' sounds so much nicer but there are times when one has to be either or both.

When the Police came to the door as part of their 'house to house' enquiries, I decided it was time to make myself scarce.

I have always liked the Captor's master bedroom, and although at the moment one wall is covered in industrial weight plastic sheeting and bangs violently like a sail even in a light breeze, I decided that it might be a good idea to go and use the wonderful expanse of their king size bed for a nap.

Well, to be honest, I decided to sleep on the bit of the bed that is furthest away from the new plastic wall, which I have to say I hope is temporary or at least just a designer fad that has gripped the trendy Captor's imagination, or what passes for imagination for them.

I chose that bit of the bed because the other side is very damp, in fact one of the Humans used the word 'sopping' (which I personally thought was very accurate) to describe the other side of the bed and the carpet, not to say draughty as well.