If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."
If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
Invisibility that is obviously the answer to the question of captivity! Why didn't I see it before!
How do I know that is the answer I have been searching for? Well if I am invisible then I can just slip out of the door with the Captors when they leave the prison.
How did I discover the secret of invisibility? Easy! First I found some invisible mending thread, used by Humans to sew up holes in their clothes in a sewing box that I just happened to have my nose in, and then I stole a knitting pattern. I hear you ask what is it with the knitting pattern? Well with the knitting pattern I will make a cloak and when I wear the cloak I will be completely unseen - I can't wait.
There are just a few little teething problems at the moment actually, so I can't wear the cloak and test it out, but I am confident that I will overcome those little niggling problems and then 'Bob's your Uncle' as they say in the east end of London! Quite why they say that I have no idea, but they say it anyway, they're a strange lot the people in the east end of London, I wonder if all people who live in the east end of cities are odd and have strange sayings that only they understand, mmmh! Probably not!
The biggest 'little problem' is that at the moment what I have managed to make is more like a collection of threads looped together, rather than something that looks like the knitted jumpers that I have unravelled in the wardrobe on occasions, but 'I am working on it,' as they say, probably in the east end of London!
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