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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 11 of My Captivity:

Now there are a few things that I know I can't do, more's the pity! The first and really most obvious thing to do would be to move the Parrot's perch into the window, but even the dim wit Dog couldn't lift it.

There are other complications too; but if I list them here I might just begin to feel inadequate, and that would never do! As usual superior intelligence, guile and just plain sneakiness will win the day so I am perfectly qualified then!

The easiest way to get the Bird on display is to lure him there, the Parrot doesn't seem to eat a lot, and unlike the Dog and myself to a certain extent he is not, how can I put this? Yes, greedy! But he does like some sort of special nuts that are kept in one of the cupboards in the kitchen.

I bet if there were a few of those sitting minding their own business in the window then he would have to swoop down on them and have a chew, or crunch is a better word. Ooh! Just thinking about a bite from that nasty beak sends shivers down my spine to places where shivers don't belong!

So that is the first bit of the plan carefully and well planned. The second is to make both old fools appeal to each other, that could be easy I suppose if they had anything in common, but unfortunately Mrs. Plastic Mac is a rather dowdy individual and the Parrot is well, gaudy.

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