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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 48 of My Captivity:

Shh! Don't tell anyone but I have heard that there is a trip outside planned. As far as I can gather it has been booked for several weeks and I know that I am to be taken out, in fact I think I am the most important guest - for a change I might add. But just my luck the place I am going to doesn't sound that great - in fact I caught the word 'wets' - odd name for a place, must be very damp!

But looking on the bright side this is a wonderful opportunity to gain my freedom and if it is not possible to escape at least I will get to see some of the area surrounding my prison.

Something has happened! Something awful. The trip in the car was short and quite exhilarating, though very noisy; well I felt that I had to scream at the top of my voice like people do on a roller coaster - whatever one of those is?

But now! After meeting a man in a white coat I feel woosy and very tired, I also have the nagging feeling that something is missing! If I could stay awake long enough to take stock I could……………

I'm awake now, I am back in the prison, but something has happened to me, something much worse than you could ever imagine, I have been violated, if I had any trust in Humankind it has all gone now, I am sorry, I just don't think I can bring myself to write it down at present, maybe in a while I will share the horror of it all with you. But maybe I won't.

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