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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 64 of My Captivity:

Today I have decided to forget all about curses even the 'Curse of the Cat' and rely on the honesty of my dear readers and home entertainment watchers, naïve? Yes, but let's face it I am just a trusting, cuddly and extremely entertaining Cat, and no one would want to hurt me or steal from me would they? Or should that be would you?

Having said that, that is an end to it, except to say that it is no wonder that Disney bombard the buying public with such a lot of 'junk,' no sorry the word I wanted there is 'merchandising,' after all who can blame them? They have to capitalise on their movies even if they are in the main created, written and made by another company now called Pixar!

Which brings me on to another subject! Who would like to have their very own cuddly toy that looks exactly ME (well as close as a Taiwanese toy manufacturer can make a cuddly toy to look like me)?

Yes? I thought you would, and so soon a cuddly toy which looks more or less like me and thousands of other 'must have' merchandised 'things' will be available in the shops when you read this Diary or watch the Movie.

I urge you strongly to go out and buy as much of it as your credit card or someone else's can afford, while stocks last (about ten years if we are lucky, so I am told).

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