If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."
If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
You know I am worried, in fact I didn't get a lot of sleep last night worrying about what worried me.
Yesterday when I was talking to my Chinese readers I was as you might recall struck by a terrible thought that I maybe losing loads of dosh because of pirate copies of this Diary and soon the movie being enjoyed at bargain basement prices in, let's face it, pretty dreadful quality.
But what can one Cat do about that? My initial reaction was to suggest that the selling price for 'authentic' copies be increased and then for the people being charged too much to go and 'sort out' the pirates and get their money back.
Still thinking about it, that wouldn't work, although of course in my opinion my work is priceless and even with a few extra dollars or pounds added onto the cover price you are still getting a good deal, but I don't suppose anyone else would see it that way.
So I have decided that there is only one thing to do to anyone who illegally copies my work and that is to put the legendary 'Curse of the Cat' on them. After all people who make these illegal copies tend to be in the far east - naming no names as it were, and they do tend to be superstitious so here it is, the dreaded and as I said before legendary 'Curse of the Cat.'