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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 122 of My Captivity:

At last I am out of solitary confinement and not a moment too soon, it seemed like I had been 'banged up' for at least month! You can't imagine how long a few days seem to a Cat who lives seven of your years in one of his own!

Although my effort to kill the Male Captor by weaving myself around his legs while he was walking failed, I did manage to make him trip and swear a lot and this encouraged me enough to think about trying this at the top of the stairs sometime in the future.

If I could get rid of the Captors then I might be able to at least enjoy my captivity a little more, we will see how successful I am, although just killing them wouldn't actually get me out of here and I imagine after a while a couple of dead Captors would start to go all squidgy and smell, so maybe it wouldn't be such a bright idea after all!

Of course thinking about it, it would be so much better to bag a brace of Humans at the same time at the top of the stairs, in fact that would be just like shooting a pair of Pheasants only using both barrels of a double barrelled shotgun and that is apparently quite a feat, although I have no idea why it is so clever, it is not as though the Pheasants are shooting back is it?

Actually there is a great similarity between Humans and Pheasants, they are both stupid, the unfortunate thing is that the Humans have the shotguns, well, that is unfortunate for the unarmed Pheasants.

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