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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 101 of My Captivity:

The Male Captor returned late in the morning today, looking tired, unshaven and generally furtive, I heard him very gently slide his key into the front door lock and then creep into the hallway calling her name so softly that you would think that he didn't want her to hear him.

Maybe that was the plan, if it was then he was fortunate because she had gone off to work, employing the same 'silent running' techniques, in fact she tried to make no noise what so ever because when she did she groaned piteously, stopped what she was doing and held her head.

The Male Captor didn't bother to come into the kitchen where I was enjoying a daydream about cans of Tuna and cans of 'melt in the mouth' Robins and other Hedgerow birds.

I heard him go straight up stairs and that put me off my daydream annoyingly. Still never mind, there was a possibility that he would be in a celebratory mood and give me another tin of Tuna, or a tin of Robin and other Hedgerow birds if that variety has been invented yet and let's face it, it should be.

All of the money he saved on decorating was spent on an hotel for the night apparently and the cost of repairing the car after hitting the gate at the top of the driveway, life can be hard sometimes and obviously yesterday took no prisoners at all.

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