If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."
If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
What is the worst thing that could happen to you? Yes I have been thinking about what could be the worst thing that could happen to me and I thought I would ask you before I told you what I think, I am kind like that and of course it shows that I care about my readers to canvass their opinions!
Really! Is that what worries you, wow I didn't know that sort of thing could happen to a Human!
No, no I am not laughing, have you ever seen a Cat laugh? No I thought not, thank you.
What? You want to know what is the worst thing that could happen to me, mmmh there are a few things, but I think that if I went bald I would hate it.
Happily only Human males in the main go bald, and again happily it seems that most bald men are also short and are called Michael and as if their baldness and their names weren't bad enough, they always get their pates tanned, or sometimes in extreme cases grow beards, which are usually grey.