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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 294 of My Captivity:

I ordered some Pencils today from an American website, it is better to get things shipped from the states if you can, because you almost always pay less tax than in Europe and around half the price of whatever you are buying. Still that little tip is not really that relevant but I thought I would mention it anyway.

Having told you about that little tip and while we are on the subject if you 'borrow' an American friend's address and Credit Card you can download most software at half the price you would pay in Europe, well that is unless you download software that is illegal and then of course you are saving much more than half price heh, heh, heh!

I would like to say here and now though that I couldn't possibly condone that sort of theft because it leads to illegally downloading things like books, movies and other recordings and that sort of thing will obviously adversely affect my income, so please don't do it ever, well don't ever do it to cuddly little me that is!

Anyway back to pencils which is after all what I was talking about, I noticed that the graphite (pencil lead) grading system is different in the UK to the US, we use the letter 'B' to identify 'soft' and 'H' for 'hard' then we add numbers and letters like '6B' which indicates a very soft, very black pencil and 4H which tells you that this pencil will rip paper to shreds and I think some South American native tribes use to tip their arrows when hunting thick skinned prey, actually I made the last bit up, but you know what I am getting at I hope.

It is odd how things are different and the same when comparing America and England, someone cleverer than me, (but not much) said that we the English and Americans were one people separated by a common language and I think that is true, although the person who said that should have noticed the big Ocean as well, which is why I don't think that they were 'that' clever!

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