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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 186 of My Captivity:

I remember promising that I wouldn't mention the Male Captor, but I just have one question! Did we agree a timescale? No I didn't think we did, which is just as well because he nearly helped me out of here today and I would like to tell you what happened.

No, he obviously didn't know he was helping me in anyway what so ever.

I suppose in his defence the plaster cast is quite heavy and because when you have a broken leg you try to rest it regularly and you probably don't get used to the extra weight that you have to swing around when you walk.

Well be all of that as it may, what happened was brilliant right up to the bit where I failed. Still I am sure that you will find it funny even though I may have slightly spoilt the ending for you!

There was a note stuck to the television screen this morning and I could make out most of what it said, but not all because the handwriting was just so awful.