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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 323 of My Captivity:

Well today is the day that the baby will get its Baptism, and good luck to it, I have a feeling that child is going to need all of the advantages that it can get given, still it maybe like an ugly duckling and one day grow into a Swan, stranger things have happened at sea.

Sorry I got distracted and the last paragraph began to be just a little meaningless and you will see why in the next paragraph.

The visitors were busy being harassed by the Dog, while bickering amongst themselves, filling up cars full of spotty, noisy children and shuffling old ones.

They didn't know and I hadn't realised that they had left the front door wide open. As I said it took me a while to realise they had left the front door open, yes unbelievably the front door was open and my slow brain was trying to tell me something, you know when there is something important that you should remember and you can't and your brain is screaming at you, 'come on look at the clues, and try and concentrate, this is important,' but it was no good I couldn't think of what it was that I should do, then it hit me, but not before I had to go over what was and had happened, 'the front door was open and no one was looking and no one had noticed me sitting watching the fun of the Humans getting ready.'

'That was it,' yes it must have been a slow day for my brain, the front door was open and just as I had seen the English Prisoners all those months ago, I could just walk out of the front door, although they had walked out of a couple of barbed wire covered gates. They were in grey uniform and I wasn't but I reckoned that fact didn't matter, and stood up and walked forward towards freedom.


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