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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 346 of My Captivity:

This morning has been very busy, I had another of my conference calls booked between my Agent and the Publisher and a couple of people who apparently represented major movie studios.

By all accounts Mr. T. A. Leibowitz, 'call me Todd,' had flown down to Hollywood and was actually in Tinsel Town, mmmh I didn't like the idea of Tinsel Town because it brought up memories of that awful Tinsel covered collar at Christmas, still never mind I imagine that just because somewhere is called Tinsel Town it is probably only the residents who have to wear Tinsel and visitors aren't required to imitate them, well that is what I hoped, just in case I ever have to visit.

Of course I can't divulge the names of the two movie studios at this delicate stage of our negotiations, but I can say that this negotiating business is just that a lot of negotiating and that is hard work, both representatives of the movie studios were on the line at the same time, but because of some very sophisticated piece of electronic equipment originally devised for the Spy industry, we could hear them, but they couldn't hear each other when they talked, very impressive.

Maybe foolishly I imagined that any movie mogul worth his salt would have read my Diary and reached for a telephone and begun throwing large bundles of cash at me, so that they could secure the rights of the movie, before the book becomes a blockbuster, 'think again' is all I would say to that idea.

After some probing I discovered that one couldn't really describe these studio representatives as movie Moguls and not even Magnates either, because although they were negotiating on the telephone right now neither had read my Diary' but when I suggested that would be a good idea they both said that they would read the synopsis if I emailed it to them.

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