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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 325 of My Captivity:

I don't think I slept, but then that is the problem of being in a wood full of nocturnal animals, all over the place there were noises, creaks and rumblings, mind you the rumblings were mine, well I was hungry and my stomach had decided that it wasn't going to let me forget that.

In what was probably the middle of the night the cheeky Rabbit came back, personally I think it had taken him that long to think of a counter argument to my peerless logic, but I was in no mood for rhetoric and so I chased him away. As far as the rest of his shivering family of soft furry little ones were concerned, sadly it didn't occur to me to introduce myself to the smaller ones and let them know how hungry I was, so as they disappeared in all directions I went back to the burrow and some food filled dreams.

The burrow was so warm and snuggly that I was reluctant to leave and that was what saved me from being recaptured I think, because above ground I heard two voices that I knew very well indeed, the Captors were searching for me and as usual arguing, which was lucky because if they hadn't been shouting at each other I probably would have surfaced and bumped right into them.

I was without doubt now on the run and even if I could have grown stubble on chin I couldn't have been more a desperate fugitive.

When I heard the aggressive shouts fading I slipped out of the burrow and headed off in the opposite direction.