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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 133 of My Captivity:

When I woke up today I was cuddling the Diary and had been laying on the pencil, not the most comfortable way to get a night's sleep I can tell you! I am really still very tired.

On top of the aches and pains caused by my odd choice of things to cuddle and sleep on, I also had the awful taste of the spray stuff in my mouth, which I managed to get while having a quick lick wash last night before finishing my Diary and going to sleep, well actually I dropped off before finishing my Diary to tell the truth, but you probably know that.

Still I suppose a little spray here and there is better than turning into an itchy nervous wreck, and when I went down for breakfast I was given a little bowl of milk and a couple of Prawns as a peace offering from the Captors, which I graciously ate without too many black and recriminating looks cast in their direction.

It goes without saying I gorged myself on the Prawns and drank some of the milk before the Dog nosed me out of the way and finished it, which was ok, because like most Cats I am not that keen on milk, although most Humans seem to think that Cats like milk, now cream is another matter, but that is probably because of its rarity value, hint, hint!

Right in front of my eyes they let the Dog out into the garden, I couldn't believe it, the cheek of it all, don't they know that Cats like the outdoors and this Cat especially? Not only that, I bet he is off to find some new little shiny black bugs and bring them in for tea!

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