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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 85 of My Captivity:

I had a great misfortune last night, I was wedged in the drainpipe as usual, my ears stuffed with paper and the Diary wrapped around me like a blanket when it rained.

Now I thought that the drainpipe was probably a toy, you know the sort of thing that you get in the less adventurous, adventure theme parks!

They have big drainpipes, old telegraph poles nailed together to represent forts and tatty bits of rope dangling here and there to swing on, you know the sort of thing I mean I am sure.

Well I was wrong. To be honest I couldn't have been more wrong even if I had been trying to be as wrong as I could be.

As I said it rained and I was wedged in the drainpipe fast asleep until that is the water which had built up behind me got so heavy that it shot me out of the drainpipe like a Champagne cork, without I hasten to add the celebratory feeling.


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