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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 335 of My Captivity:

I would be lying if I said that I didn't lay low today, and by the same token I would be lying if I didn't say that I hadn't been laid low, by my recent little adventure, I was beginning to get tired of the great shivering out doors, this wasn't the freedom that I wanted, actually let me rephrase that, this wasn't the type of freedom I wanted or had expected.

The type of freedom I had expected involved comfort, good food and most of all pampering, with me being the most pampered, and not sitting under a bush somewhere wet and shivering, no the 'somewhere' isn't wet and shivering, I am, and I don't like it!

So without warning as the Captors stepped out of the car I appeared, it was not unlike a sort of resurrection I have to say and I was greeted with open arms, which stayed outstretched I have to say as I was carried at arms length in the house. I didn't struggle; I was banged to rights as they say! I was also rather relieved that my adventure was over and if the last few days is what adventures are like I don't want any more of that variety for a long while, thank you very much.

The bath was no more or less embarrassing or generally awful than I had expected, and the treat Mexican Prawn leftovers and as much Cat food as I could eat before being sick was simply divine. Then I got a pat from the Male captor and a cuddle from the Female, life was looking up already and I had only been in the house for around an hour.

The sixteen hour nap next to my warm, cuddly furry canine friend was also a much missed treat, yes I was definitely home for a while, but I didn't lose sight of the fact that I had to catch up with my Diary and also my agent and find out just when I could get out of here for some real luxury and comfort, to say nothing of the small fortune that I was going to earn from the hardship that I have suffered since being imprisoned.


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