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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 157 of My Captivity:

There is a saying that success is the ability to go from one failure seamlessly to another without losing enthusiasm, I wonder if that is true and if it is, is that why I haven't given up trying my hardest to escape or is it a fact that persistence is the last refuge of the foolish?

Undaunted by what mostly seems to amount to failure I am just about to launch another escape attempt and I use the word 'launch' advisedly here.

As you will know by now, if you have been paying attention and if you haven't been reading ahead most of the inspiration for my escape plans comes from the television and this one is no different, in the afternoon there are some animated public information programmes that I have developed a great liking for and watch avidly.

The hero is an odd looking Wolfie sort of character who to his credit is probably an honorary Cat, because his educational programme is dedicated to the various and very creative ways to exterminate a particularly nasty looking deformed Chicken type bird that definitely has some sort of appalling disease, which has made its legs grow out of proportion to the rest of its body.

This odd looking Chicken individual has as far as I can tell only one advantage over the rather adorable Wolfie looking hero and that advantage is that the Chicken can run like the wind. Oddly he only runs on public highways, which should mean that the advantage belongs to the Wolfie hero, but alas that is not the case because the Chicken always seems to escape any injury.

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