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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 227 of My Captivity:

I am not well today, my broken heart is not beating properly, yes I still miss my beloved, I know I hide it well, but the clue to how I feel is in the word 'hide' in this sentence.

I don't want to seem boring, whining on about my broken heart, but I do suffer and mostly in silence, although just mentioning how I feel has brought it all to the surface, no, no I am inconsolable, but if you are going to the kitchen, can you have a look and see if there are any Prawns in the freezer or better still, fresh ones in the refrigerator, if there are could you peel me a few and bring them through.

Yes I will still be here, having a broken heart means that exercise is out of the question, and so I will do what the Doctor would advise and just rest.

By the way, and sorry to bother you, as you are on the way to the kitchen, if there is any milk that might help!