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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 15 of My Captivity:

The house is in uproar today, with the Captors running around doing loads of Hoovering (Ugh! The memory), dusting, polishing and cooking, all for what sounds like to me; a visit by visitors, I think they even polished the Parrot and if they didn't then they should straight after they wash that fleabag of a smelly Dog!

Personally I don't like visitors they seem to expect a Cat to be more 'Catlike' than this Cat is, if you follow me.

With so much work going on it was difficult to concentrate on my own project and worse still the risk of my secret 'operation' being discovered was too great and so I have stopped all work on theā€¦ oops I nearly spilt the beans as they say!

Instead of working I decided to watch the workers for a while as they scurried around knocking things over, generally getting in each other's way and creating more work as they went like a well drilled confusion and mayhem team.

It is quite relaxing to sit and watch others work, especially if they know that they haven't actually got enough time to do all of the tasks that they have to finish, and so I spent a comfortable few hours relaxing while the two Humans cleaned and worried about the time slipping passed.