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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 188 of My Captivity:

Over the last few days, well more than a few days I suppose I have started to wonder if I have become a radical, my opinions seem to be very strong and some would probably say that they are almost too strong, but I am pretty sure that I am the type of Cat who is in Cat terms at least very middle of the road in my views.

Under the calm exterior of every purring Cat there is a tyrant waiting to get out and take over if not all of the world then as much as it can grab in five minutes, I know that fact might come as a shock to all you, Humans, but it is never the less true.

And so with that in mind you can see that I am just a victim of my race's natural desires and therefore I hope that you will forgive me any views that, you think, might be extreme and just stroke me with your index finger just under my chin, oh that is good, more please.

See sometimes Cats are just little fun balls of fur, just like you Humans think we should be, no don't stop stroking!

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