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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 129 of My Captivity:

Being someone who possesses both a scientific and inquiring mind I know that nose hair grows in one's nose for a good reason because it has evolved that way.

Noses have to have hair in them so that the dust and muck from everyday life is filtered out when we breathe, unless of course one breathes through ones mouth and pants, like a casual and not very committed nuisance telephone caller.

I have another theory about nose hair though, I think that it grows in one's nose to annoy you, especially when it grows so long that it peeps out of a nostril and tickles it.

If the tickling just stopped at tickling it wouldn't be so bad, but it doesn't, does it? The annoying and wayward hair or hairs can make one's life a misery, constantly irritating one of the most sensitive parts of a Cat or I suppose Human (although I have to say I am not so concerned about Human's comfort).

On and on the tickling goes, the wayward hair touching the end of your nostril until you decide to do the unthinkable (and for Cats almost impossible) and try to pull the hair out, with all of the eye watering pain, that you know is going to be attached to that action, and even if you do resort to that desperate attempt at relief, you know that you are going to disturb other hairs which will start poking out and begin the tickling all over again!

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