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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 37 of My Captivity:

After the very full day yesterday, I had a bit of a lie in. Normally I get up around six in the morning have a stroll around the house making my last port of call the kitchen, where I patrol the floor for any food that drops onto it from above.

This patrolling is always interrupted by slobber chops the Dog, he isn't aggressive, well he might be, but that isn't the reason why my patrolling is interrupted, oh! No it is because of something worse than aggression, much worse!

I touched on the subject of the dangling lines of drool yesterday that hang from the Dog's mouth when he drinks, they are nothing in comparison to the hideous slobber that drips from his awful gob when the hint of food is around and have to be avoided at all costs.

To be honest, the 'breakfast under the table' patrol, is usually a bit of a waste of time, and I haven't really worked out why because at dinner time there is always something falling from above, often the 'something' turns out to be a pea or two and of course I leave them for his drooliness the Dog.

Breakfast as I said on the other hand is pretty much a desert in falling food terms, but it is like fishing, if your rod is not in the water and baited then you are not going to catch anything, and not only that I wouldn't like to think of the Dog scoffing something really tasty like a bit of Bacon or Sausage Link alone, well not alone, I mean at all! Oh no, things like that are all mine.

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