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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 141 of My Captivity:

Kippers, boy -- nothing else in the world smells like that! I love the smell of Kippers in the morning!

One time we had Kippers and the smell lingered all day, that oily fishy smell, the whole house smelt of it. It smelt like - breakfast!

And today breakfast was Kippers obviously, I wonder if there are enough Kippers to go round? It is odd that Humans never seem to want to share Kippers, I would be quite happy to eat the bits that they leave, Humans being a wasteful bunch and not eating the skin or the hard to get at bits of fish in between the bones, which is something that is difficult for a Cat to understand. But no, they always mumble about not giving the Cat bones because they will stick in its throat!

Idiots, haven't they heard about the Fishing Cats, who come from somewhere like Asia or even my much bigger, and a little distant cousins Tigers, who will happily wade into a river and hook out a wriggling and thrashing big fish and happily munch through the whole lot leaving only a neat pile of oddments when they have finished munching!

The trouble with Humans is that they know too much about everything, but what they don't realise is that they know a lot about all sorts of things but not everything about everything, if you see what I am getting at.

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