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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 356 of My Captivity:

Thinking of presents, and nice things like that, I had a chat with the publisher's representative today and she agreed with my suggestion that we should give my lovely readers a gift, and so I am pleased to announce that with every hard back copy of this Diary there will be a free dust jacket, isn't that wonderful?

I further suggested that if we needed to, when or should I say in the unlikely event of hardback sales ever dipping, we should use this free gift as part of our advertising, because as far as I understand no other hard back book published has ever advertised the dust jacket as a free gift, usually they oddly include the cost of the dust jacket in the sale price.

Which led my thinking in the direction of actually charging for dust jackets on single copies of the Diary sold, but if readers bought multiples of the Diary, say ten copies and above we would give them the jacket as a free gift.

The publisher's representative thought that although this sounded like a cracking idea she wondered if I had ever considered starting a double glazing company, instead of becoming a writer, I have to say I didn't really understand what she was talking about and I am still trying to work out if she was being polite or not, maybe if any reader has a comment they could write to me and let me know if I have been insulted!


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