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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 345 of My Captivity:

Have you met my lawyer? Mr. T. A. Leibowitz, 'call me Todd,' - most people call him Toddler and I can see why, if someone gets him mad, he could well throw all of his toys out of the pram, if you know what I mean!

Still now that all the publishing and other deals have been done and according to Mr. Leibowitz, 'call me Todd' a few Movie studios are getting 'hot' for the Film Rights, he says that there is no reason why I shouldn't move out of this Prison and into his Penthouse.

I was so emotional, nearly in tears, I was leaving the Prison at last and moving to a Penthouse, that is a place with five walls if my Greek is correct, but then what do I know I am just a Cat, well that is true, but I am just a Cat with a Penthouse, a book deal, and a Movie deal almost in the bag, though now, there is no Cat in the bag he is out of the bag, free, good looking and very wealthy.

'This could be the jackpot,' was how Mr. Leibowitz, 'call me Todd,' explained the scope of the opportunity, we apparently are set for blast off and it will all go ballistic.

Sounds like one of my Rockets to me, but then I am looking forward to leaving here and enjoying what Mr. Leibowitz, 'call me Todd' described as the Red Carpet treatment, I hope that doesn't mean I will get hung on a washing line and beaten, no it can't be that surely?

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