If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."
If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
Today was a bit of an anticlimax to be honest, I had expected a lot more electrical fun, but when the electricians arrived they were ambushed by the Female Captor who gave them a long lecture about site safety (which as far as I can work out consists of a lot of sweeping up and cleaning), and how they might like to think about the consequences of extortion if the tax man got to hear about their original bill.
The two electricians still worked manically but sadly in a quiet and well ordered fashion because they were told that the injured Male Captor was asleep and it would be better for all if he stayed that way!
At the end of a disappointing and anticlimactic day the electricians, who had been forced to recalculate their bill and made to promise to keep their exit speed down to less that 50 mph when they left with a more moderate handful of cash, disappeared quietly, although I had to smile as the electrician, who was definitely not called George, stuck his fingers up in a spirited way at the Female Captor, who had spent all day overseeing and supervising the work.
Whether she saw the final act of defiance I couldn't be sure because she had closed the door on the pair rather abruptly, moaning about tradesmen in general and electricians in particular!
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