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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "The Cat's Travelogue," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Airport Lounges - More Like A Few Tips Than A Chapter

Ok so I am going to deviate from my Travelogue's travels for a chapter or two, who knows, but I thought that the following information imparted by a seasoned but not cured traveller would be useful, to say nothing of the fact that I need to catch my breath before we land wherever this aeroplane is headed.

So here are a few tips on how to deal with airport lounges, a definition or two of what they may be designed for and of course more than an opinion or two, but then my regular cuddly readers wouldn't expect anything less would you?

So what is the Airport Lounge? Well it's the place where we begin our travel adventure in earnest; unless, like me, you've already had a cocktail of other adventures and misadventures before you even get to the airport lounge.

The first thing to say about airport lounges is this - strangely enough for 99.9% of all of the people who travel on aeroplanes the airport lounge just isn't a lounge at all and unlike the name suggests it's not a place of or for comfort.

Then there is the sad fact that these days airport lounges are not even places of safety with any number of fundamentalists wanting to park their bomb laden vehicles as close to an infidels' check-in desk as possible. Add to that chubby, poorly trained law enforcement officers cluelessly strutting around in pairs and circles, taking it in turns to share the inordinately powerful sub-machine guns which they have been surprisingly poorly trained to use and waiting for their moment of glory.

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