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I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."
If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "The Cat's Travelogue," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
There was, I hasten to add, nothing wrong with the flight in the aeroplane that I boarded at Milan Rastislav Štefánik Airport and I didn't, unlike the unfortunate Mr. Štefánik, end up in a pile of twisted metal waiting for someone to name an airport after me which on reflection is something of a plus I suppose. Though who knows it might be rather nice to have an airport named after one, don't you agree?
No the main reason why the flight didn't live up to expectations was that is was too short. All in all about 600 miles too short as the crow flies and this aeroplane didn't, suffice to say we landed in Prague and a very disgruntled Cat got out.
There was another problem! Yes of course there was another problem at the moment I was beset with the darn things. It's true to say that I was at an airport and I could have, I believed, reasonably easily hopped on another aeroplane and been in England in about two hours, but my latest problem was that I had slipped into an open and very cosy looking holdall as the flight had become ever more uneventful and boring, just after take off actually. Then I'd fallen asleep even though I had promised myself that I would stay wide awake and as alert for as long as a tired and travel weary Cat can.
Sadly a tired and travel weary Cat has little or no ability to stay awake at all and 'wide awake' was completely out of the question, which is why I had dropped off listening to the engines purr.
Much to my alarm I had been woken up by someone picking up the holdall I had dropped off in and then not noticing that the holdall held all of the extra weight of a Cat, the person who was carrying the holdall carried it straight to a waiting car.
From the back seat I noticed that I was in Prague and I only knew that because a large sign on the boundary of the car park welcomed me. At that very moment in time I had no desire to be in Prague and therefore the welcome quite frankly seemed rather hollow to me.