Reviews for my books in the reviewers' own words

Below you will find five reviews chosen randomly from hundreds of reviews sent in by my really lovely and rather cuddly readers for my books "Getting Out" and "The Cat's Travelogue." I knew I was brilliant but until now I didn't know just how brilliant I was, so thanks to all of my readers and do keep sending your comments, I really value them.
If you want to write to The Cat his personal email address is thecat@thecatsdiary.com, it by-passes all of the flunkies who troll about working for me, I promise.
C J Thomas (Clearfield, Utah)
Hi Mr. Purrrrfect Hi John, I finally started reading your book today, Loved your Attorneys remarks. Looking forward to reading it when I get back from Texas. Simple things can really turn out to be extrodinary. Thanks for sharing. Good luck with it all.
CJChristine Cooper (Richmond, Virginia, US)
Hello there "The Cat", Hope you sale a million copies CAT. Have a Purrrrrrfect day!ChrissyKimberly Heldt (Longview, Texas, US)
CAT U ROCK BUT I'M SURE U ALREADY KNEW THISRose Bunch (Sydney, Australia)
Its refreshing to read something other than the other books I've readTina Samuels (Glenwood, Arkansas, US)
When you say you can't put the new book down, your not kidding. I got my copy and started reading it and then the next thing I knew was my husband wanting to know when dinner would be ready.
I had been reading for hours. So I stopped that evening and fed my poor long suffering spouse. The next morning I got up and finished you wonderful book that day. My daughter in law was concerned because I wasn't moving so she slipped up behind my and with a trembling hand she checked for a pulse at my neck. I didn't move but I asked her, "dear what are you doing?" She squealed and said she thought I was dead!
I bet that's a side effect you didn't count on when reading your book is it? It's more than perfect, so much more!