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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 241 of My Captivity:

It has taken me months to build my Glider and I am so impressed with the result and I know you will be, that I decided to polish and sand it, well I had to sand it and then polish it actually.

First I tried to sand it with my precious nail file but I couldn't reach into all of the crevices so I sat and thought about it for a while because I really wanted the Glider to be as streamlined as possible so that it streaks through the air.

Then it suddenly occurred to me, I could use my tongue, Cat's tongues are great for all sorts of things from being magnificent combs for untangling matted fur, to making Humans feel just a little uncomfortable when you lick them, especially if you lick them on the face after eating fish.

Licking a Human's face, particularly if they are asleep; is one of my favourite ways to make me chuckle and smile secretly, well it is difficult to chuckle and smile when you are actually licking someone, but afterwards I usually roll around and howl with laughter, which usually means that I have to wash myself over again because invariably one rolls in something that one wishes one hadn't if you see what I mean! See above about the comb.

Sanding and polishing would have taken a few hours with a power tool but I didn't manage to find the ones that the Male Captor got for Christmas; which was a shame because polishing and sanding with my tongue took weeks.

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