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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 235 of My Captivity:

When I am talking or thinking I often change the subject in mid sentence and never manage to get back to what I was talking about, now I know I change the subject when I am writing my Diary and sometimes I even do that in the middle of what I am writing, but have you noticed that luckily, by the end of the page or at least the end of the day's entry, you always know all of what I have been talking about because I always go back to what I was writing before I interrupted myself aren't you lucky! Ok you maybe confused occasionally but that doesn't mean you aren't lucky!

Today is going to be an exception to the above rule because I have had a quiet day and quiet days seem to calm my brain cells and almost hinder original thought, take the Parrot for instance, actually you can take him as far as you like, sorry old joke, but sometimes it is difficult to disguise old jokes and make them sound new, just ask any modern comedian, on second thoughts please don't bother to ask a modern comedian because they talk so fast and so much and frankly they are boring, it is just that no one has told them that they are boring, until now that is!

Oops I interrupted myself sorry I promised I wouldn't to. Where was I, oh yes, we were talking about the dumb Parrot. Well I was talking and you were listening (you have to use your imagination there because it almost goes without saying that I am 'writing' and you are 'reading' but you know what I mean, I hope! Don't you?) That as far as I am concerned is an idea arrangement.

The Parrot has an easy life really, there isn't much to trouble him and if I didn't exist, and that must be one of the Parrot's greatest wishes, his life would also be completely free from stress and disruption.

But has that almost Monastic existence done him any good? No I don't think so. He doesn't seem to have any original thoughts and his opinions, comments and conversation are all things that he has heard that he just repeats, and worse he doesn't seem to know that if he repeats something once then it might be considered novel or even bordering on clever for a bird to repeat back what you have said, but to then keep doing it until even the previously impressed and almost enchanted Humans put the Parrot cage cover over the Parrot in the cage to shut him up is not only annoying it is cretinous.