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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 361 of My Captivity:

Just my luck! It would be a Leap Year, what a stupid name for a year that contains things like an extra day and the soppy summer Olympics? I ask you who is interested in seeing a lot of over developed muscular Humans messing about in various states of undress.

Still having said that in the summer I watched the ladies' Marathon on the television and had to smile at the competitors, they looked very hot and bothered and were dropping like flies.

It goes almost without saying, the great white hope belonging to the British team gave up and retired not more than half way around, how embarrassing is that, but you have to remember that they don't give you any large cash prizes for winning an Olympic event, just a gold medal and that is probably plated, so I quite understood why the 'wonderful' British lady athlete gave up, she could save her strength and make a pile of cash at the next paying Marathon and what is more the press and PR interest for a 'come back' Marathon would be vast, probably upping her 'appearance' money, she couldn't miss could she?

My working out is still working and I have an idea to register to compete in one of those Marathons with the cash prizes, after all I have one advantage against all of the other competitors already don't I, I have an extra pair of legs and that must shorten my odds of winning some serious dosh!

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