If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."
If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
It apparently is Christmas Day. The Male Captor got power tools, (now they might come in handy if this plan fails) and the Female Captor got a new car (shame I can't drive). I got a toy mouse that someone had dipped in catnip, it smells like a teenager on a first date, I have to say I don't like it, but somehow I am strangely drawn to it.
There seem to be literally hundreds of Humans here at the moment, some are in the front room watching Christmas Morning Television, which is a new low in the annals of broadcasting history, there is some idiot in a dreadful jumper with a 'wonderful' sense of humour and equally 'wonderful' sense of his own importance scuffing around a hospital reminding people that they are not at home for Christmas, as if they didn't know or something!
There is a big team of people in the kitchen bumping into each other with hot saucepans and generally getting on each other's nerves, and finally everywhere there is a posse of loud children, who it seems took several seconds to open their Christmas presents, break them and then move on to taking the house apart.
Of course the Dog is in his element with all of the little hooligans and is running around with them and after them at full steam barking and adding to the mayhem by knocking over the heavier objects that the children couldn't manage on their own!
Is it me, or do people change on Christmas Day? Everyone seems to be nicer and more ready to have fun, things that would normally make people angry seem to just wash over them, I wonder why?
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