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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 127 of My Captivity:

Today I woke up feeling happy and enthusiastic about the future for the first time in a very long while, soon I would be a rich and successful published author and that was fine by me.

In fact I was so pleased with life that I was up bright and early and doing a bit of Feline nosing around when I noticed that 'their' ensuite bathroom door was open, well to give it its full title I suppose one should call it an ensuite bath and shower room, although it does have a toilet in it too and so I suppose, yes I agree I will stop there and I understand that you have got the picture!

Between you and me, I am always a little careful around the edges of baths, they seem very shiny and not a little slippery, and I think that if you slipped into even an empty bath you wouldn't have much in the way of a hope of getting out again until you were rescued and that would make the sneaking around a lot less fun, knowing that your activities had been discovered.

The risk of being discovered is bad enough when you accidentally knock all of the bottles and cans of lotions and potions off the ensuite bathroom shelf, although when they are lying on the floor it is easier to check them out, I have to say.

I discovered Baby Oil today, nasty smelly greasy stuff, I would like to know just how hard you have to squeeze a baby to get oil out of it?