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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 266 of My Captivity:

'I am sailing, I am sailing, over water, over sea, I am sailing tee tweedly tee, tee,' sorry I was singing and couldn't remember any more words, but what a song and what a singer, the singer is Rod Stewart and the song is 'Sailing,' there who said that a Cat doesn't know anything about popular music, I am a veritable mine field of information, or should that be mine, still never mind now.

'I am sailing, I am sailing, over water, over sea, I am sailing,' sorry singing yet again, you can't help it can you, it is just so catchy and I have to say, it is sung brilliantly, by the peroxided gravelled voiced old gentleman of rock.

Personally I can't understand why that nice elder statesman of rock isn't more popular these days with a voice like that! And the song, I am sailing, no I wasn't singing there are no quotation marks, please pay attention! Where was I oh yes the song, it is just wonderful and I think it should be re-released, I am sure that it would top the charts, mind you I suppose I should keep my opinions and preferences about songs and singing to myself, because we all know that a Cat is completely and outstandingly tone deaf, but never mind about that 'I am sailing, I am sailing, over water, over sea, I am sailing tee tweedly tee, tee.' It sort of carries you away and lets all of your worries stay behind doesn't it.

While we are on the subject of sailing, one thing puzzles me in particular about sailing, although a lot of things in general puzzle me about sailing, like why do it? It seems such a drag to rely on the wind and ocean currents when you can strap an enormous engine or five onto a boat and get where you want to go in no time at all, and not have to think about the wind, well not the wind and the weather sort of wind anyway.

There is one thing that has always intrigued me when I have seen sailors on television, they set out from land and in no time at all they are in the middle of vast oceans or is that in the middle of a vast ocean, because they presumable can only be in one ocean at a time, where everything is the colour of sea, looks like sea and basically is sea, where all they can see is sea, how do they know where they are going and how to get there? I have no idea at all, do you?

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