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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 80 of My Captivity:

Holiday fever is building you can feel the excitement in the air!

I am happy to say that the Parrot is definitely not coming, unless that is that they have sent him on ahead, because he has vanished, which is just fine by me, my only hope is that the bad tempered old bird has gone for good and not just for the few weeks that we will be away.

This afternoon they were packing and I am happy to report that my few paltry possessions were put into a carrier bag with the Dog's less than modest collection of toys.

I had to laugh they packed him a cuddly toy, really what a joke that is, a grown Dog with a cuddly toy, ha ha!

Imagine my surprise when I was loaded into the Cat basket that I arrived in, still never mind one has to make some sacrifices so that one can spend several weeks basking in the sun and with that in mind after only an hour of chasing I allowed the Captors to load me into the Cat basket, and instead of making the usual racket I curled up and contentedly went to sleep dreaming of climbing Palm trees in the sun and trying to work out what a coconut is for?