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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 145 of My Captivity:

Recently I have discovered more little Human sayings and expressions that are directly related to Cats, which almost make sense even to Cats.

'Letting the Cat out of the bag,' can only be described as a humane action, while anyone saying that 'the Cat has got 'their' tongue,' is lying, honestly what upstanding Cat in their right mind would bother to grab a tongue and then dangle like a crazed bungee jumper from a Human's mouth?

The last little saying I have discovered is one that is so accurate that I can't imagine any Human being intelligent enough or indeed honest enough to have invented it and therefore I can only imagine that there have been other Cats before me, who have managed to learn a Human language and left an epitaph. 'A Cat thinks it owns everything it sees,' I have to say that is true, although I would go further and say that 'a Cat knows it owns everything it sees.'

I am rather encouraged by these little Human sayings because until now I have only heard ones which malign Cats.

Still I suppose I am guilty of maligning other animals too, I have called the Dog and probably the Humans harebrained, who was it that said Hares are stupid, poor Hares I feel sorry for them, what a way to be immortalised!

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