If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."
If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
It is another of those slow days, which will I am sure add up to a slow week, sorry about that, it doesn't exactly make for interesting reading does it?
I decided to add the writing I have done today to the previous day because there wasn't anything of interest on the page above, but having done that I now feel uncomfortable about having a blank page in my Diary, yes I know it is probably a Cat thing, but there you go, I had to fill it with this.
Call me old fashioned, but I am not like other Diarists, say for instance Bridget Jones, who skipped not only a few pages in the Diary, but entire weeks on occasion, not that I am jealous of her initial success, and the subsequent second book and two films, oh no I am not envious at all, because I know that my audience won't let me down, and my Diary probably will become a better seller than any of the dreadful Jones's Diaries, you won't let me down will you! Will you?
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