If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."
If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
The wardrobe is not such a bad place to live actually, although I keep getting my new hat/collar stuck.
I have even begun to get used to the idea that I will be like this for the rest of my life, a sort of freak, it is sad for a Cat who believes that he is quite good looking, handsome some might have said, and in the right light could have been described as striking, but there it is I am saddled, literally with this cone shaped armour and that is that.
I didn't tell you, I noticed in the mirror that the hat/collar is a cone shape and sort of looks like the things that they put on Humans arms and legs if they are injured or broken, they are called plaster casts or casts for short. So maybe I am injured or have broken something! Should I lie down? Am I ill? Or worse am I going to, well you know, am I going to? No I can't bring myself to even say it, let's just ask a question instead! Have I run out of lives? I thought that nine would be quite enough.
Oh bless the Captors for not breaking the awful news to me they are obviously so upset that they can't bring themselves to face the dreadful news, and I have to say I fully understand that, I can't either.
It is probably the reason why they keep spreading that dreadful cream on my bottom, vainly hoping for a cure! And also why they have been kind enough to bring the litter tray and my food up from the kitchen so that I can have a few home comforts around me in my last few hours.
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