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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 103 of My Captivity:

IRA! I have been confused, I thought that when I heard the letters IRA most nights on the television they meant 'I'm Really Angry,' well they were always used when reports of shootings of innocents, record breaking bank robberies, bombings, assassinations and other really bad things were happening. I had no idea it was a freedom fighter movement.

Correct me if I am wrong but aren't freedom fighters supposed to be heroes who are trying to liberate an oppressed people? And again correct me if I have completely the wrong end of the stick, but these people are fighting the British? Now if they were fighting some sort of fundamentalist state I could sympathise with them but really the British! I ask you? Just how oppressive are they? They eat scones for goodness sake!

Take a typical British person and then nearly bump into one of them in the street and you will find that even though neither of you made contact the British person will still say 'sorry' and mean it! Doesn't sound like the average Briton is capable of being an oppressor does it? And what is more, any nation that has tea with little 'fairy' cakes and Muffins can hardly be 'fundamentalist' can they?

So what is the IRA fighting for? Well, I have heard that there have been 'troubles' in the island of Ireland for hundreds of years and that everyone and his Dog has just recently renounced violence and yet the IRA keep on keeping on, as they say in parts of New York and Chicago where large amounts of cash has over the years been raised for 'the cause.'

Of course 'the cause' is a sort of shorthand for weapons and explosives, but doesn't it sound better than saying 'give money for weapons and explosives,' to say giving money for the cause,' It is a shame 'the effect' of 'the cause' is so devastating to the people of Ireland and Britain where 'the cause's' effect is shattered buildings and broken people.

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