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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 248 of My Captivity:

As you know I have been taking things easy recently and some might just say that I have become just a little lazy, and although I don't like that suggestion, after all who likes to be called lazy, I am inclined to agree with them.

The trouble is that the best friend of lazy, is fat, and they are such good friends that they are rarely seen apart. I am getting, let's call it, 'well-upholstered' shall we, and I have decided that I have to do something about the bigger me and quickly, although, like everyone I am rather keen not to actually reduce the amount I eat. I am sure that if you saw what I eat you would agree with me, it is hardly enough to keep a Mouse alive. So I am going to start taking exercise and watching what I eat, in fact I promise to keep my eyes glued to every morsel of food in my bowl until it is completely gone, sorry that was a Cat joke, I try to keep them to a minimum because Humans tend not to appreciate them.

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