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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 247 of My Captivity:

What is Packet wisdom? Well have you ever read the side of a packet of food and seen just how much information is available to anyone curious enough, or bored enough to read it?

The amount of information actually on the side of anything that contains things we eat these days could actually, honestly and accurately be called a confusion of information, and would definitely be informative, if it wasn't so confusing.

An intelligent Cat can get mentally trapped between the RDA's, (Required Daily Amount) the GDA's, (Guideline Daily Amounts) and the very detailed Nutritional Information on the side of any container of food, because there is just too much information and no commonsense statements, like say for instance, 'the food in this packet won't do you any harm if you eat it and may actually be good for you, after all we would prefer to keep you alive, fit and well, so that we can sell you more food.'

So why is there so much information available in very small print on the sides of packets of food? Is it there to inform the consumer or to confuse them? I am sure that we all know don't we!

Indeed would the manufacturer of a cheap bag of 'delicious Golden Chicken Nuggets' want you to know what had gone into the mincing machine before it was turned on? No probably not!


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